I just can't help myself.

lickystickypickyme:

Please don’t hate to hard on me. It just cracked me up:

Take the vampirism from this movie and all you’re left with is Ike and Tina right before Tina refuses to eat the cake. Edward stomps, broods, sneers and snidely tells his love interest to fuck off, but that’s just the forbidden fruit angle Bella needs to stand around like a dumbass waiting for her stalker/boyfriend to confess his love/violent lust for her tasty blood. He’ll confess a few MURDERS while he’s at it. Bella sees his murderous lust and raises him a dead-eyed vacant stare and the flippant assurance that he’d never hurt her. This entire movie is one black-eyed-teen away from being a PSA from 1989.

EDWARD CULLEN
I’ve killed people before.

ISABELLA SWAN
It does not matter.

EDWARD CULLEN
I wanted to kill you at first. I’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much, before.

ISABELLA SWAN
I trust you.

Any girl with the self-esteem of a shoe would call it a day right there. And the next time an intern with a violent boyfriend hobbles into the office on a broken leg with a cockamamie story about falling down the stairs, then out the window, we’re going to believe her. Thanks, Twilight.

Today…

• I actually did my 365 yesterday (okay, that’s not today, shuddup) 15 minutes before midnight. I have to charge my camera and if I have time I’ll put it up.
• I still can’t feel anything inside.
• I am hanging with a Tumblr friend today; baking and taking photos.
• I am freshly bathed, my hair is all preppy (as is done after my baths so it doesn’t go afro) and I am smelling lovely.
• I am wearing my new trousers. They’re a bit long on the leg but I sort of like it that way. I have a hard time finding the correct size that also is comfortable in the crotch area. :( Frickin’ trousers.
• I have another penpal letter to write to Gracie. Her last letter to me had me laughing out loud like crazy.

I've never felt so numb.

Since last night happened she announced she wanted to kill herself. I was already in that headspace, now it’s pushed me over and beyond that to a point that I am a barely functioning human. And I know that there are very few people I can rely on. And I have no idea what to do about it. Meh.

Oh, Cockermouth.

Tea is for mugs.

ginandtattoos:robhelmxxx

Oh dear, this made me laugh

I finally get to play MW2 today

damnbryony:

I pretty much told Shaun I was coming round his house to play it and he had no choice in this. :)

360 or Ps3? If 360, add me: pie0

My Xbox is broken. It usually requires about an hour of opening and closing the DVD drive and then it usually cuts off after a while. I need to get it fixed, but Im in a dispute with Microsoft as I shouldn’t be paying as I originally asked them when it was in warranty and they never “got it” and since they did not, I never got my confirmation email.

Formspring #141

AHHHHHH— Today, I found Golden Syrup at the grocery store and I was really excited even though it was ridiculously expensive, and I thought of you and cookies.

Really?! That is awesome. I hope you bought it. I’ll hand you my cookie recipe! Where did you find it? (America? State?)

1. Keep fighting the Good Fight - It’s what one of my good friends tells me when it seems like the world seems like it’s going to fall apart. Somehow, though, everything turns out to be alright.

2. You’re wonderful & are strong. You’ve been dealing with horrible events and you’re surviving. 

3. *hugs* Always *hugs*. Enjoy today and be by her side whenever she needs. This will hopefully one day pass.

*Hugs* — Mihoriel

Thank you. That is lovely of you to write and I do appreciate the words. More than you know. I need to get my head straight right now. I feel totally dead inside and if I am to survive this, I need to get my head straight and then work on things from there. Again, appreciated.

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?652897-usxTYl9qlu - Ask me anything!